Q's And A's W/ your favorite psychopath

[straywolf174]

Here's how its gonna be. You ask me a question, and i answer. It can be anything you want


WARNING: ANSWERS WILL BE ILLOGICAL, AND OR NOT MAKING SENSE~

[Azula]

Why is the sky blue?

[straywolf174]

because i made it so. You see, zues and me had a fight, over why his parents decided to make the sky red. We thought blue would be a much prettier color - and thus te goddess of madness made the sky blue!

However in my world, the sky is still red ^^

[lyonin]

The sky is blue due to the atmospheric gases that are pressed together at such high altitudes. Many colors actually make up the sky, but seeing as blue is the most predominant color of the gasses that make our atmosphere, that is the color that our eyes perceive.


(Oh, was I not supposed to go all technical?)

[Azula]

If you wanna get really technical, the sky is not blue. It is all colors except for blue. Blue is merely the color that is not absorbed, and is thus bounced back for use to observe.

[Haruchi]

It's pink/purple/orange during dusk and dawn damn it. Dx

[Yin]

>_> Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Haruchi]

Oh, I have one too.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[straywolf174]

why did the chicken cross the road -

To commit suicide. It's mother abused it T_T i should know, i'm his adopted sister.

why is a raven like a writing desk

Because both create life, in the form of writing, and birth.

[straywolf174]

And no lyo, if you want a tech answer, go to google. Do i look like bing to you!?

[Avathos]

The answer is yes, Stray? =D
What do i win? -w-

[Avathos]

Dat avatar D8
Stray stop raping the stretchness of this poor virginal social T~T

[straywolf174]

I changed it, don't worry XD i just noticed it)

[straywolf174]

I'unno...*punches ava for winning* ^_^

[Avathos]

*Is sent flying through dozen of buildings until he falls on a fountain*
Its..... been a while since..... Stray-sama punched me...... how..... nostalgig.... *Thumbs up and faints* x.x

[Lanaught]

Oh, I have one too.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Got it from somewhere else so it's not mine but too good to not reply~

"Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in front!"

[straywolf174]

Man, that's better than my answer T_T

But, sadly, not crazier <=3

[Yin]

Is an insane person crazy, and everyone normal, or is everyone crazy, and the insane person normal?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

[straywolf174]

Is an insane person crazy, and everyone normal, or is everyone crazy, and the insane person normal? -

My dear friend the seccond is true, and so is the first - just try to figure out which one is the worst ^^

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I made the egg that created the first chicken, because chickens were supposed to help me take chrono's throne. Sadly, they failed, and i had to create the humans instead >.>;

[Kuchiki_Mateus]

Why can't straywolf to put an egg?

[straywolf174]

because straywolf be illogical and insane, i be mad as a hatter, therefore i do not do what people expect - nor do i do what people think i can =D

[Lanaught]

Why do evil love pancakes?~

[straywolf174]

*picks at teeth after finishing a plate of pancakes* I'ma answer your question with a question my dear child...

DOESN'T EVERYONE LOVE PANCAKES??

[Hitori]

Where do babies come from? ~o.o~

[straywolf174]

......LMFAO!!!!!!!

*ahem* okay........just remember, google is your friend, but stray is your goddess. I know all.

Babies come from little creatures from my world that end up getting bored and look at the humans and decide, "hey, they should have kids!" and so, they get the mother a baby in a blanket and put it in the hospital to give life to it. Then, they make the baby grow into an adult, all the while torturing the parents with hormones.

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